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Just need to have a little rant about the Devil's Supermarket!  Who, pray, just who rushed down to Tesco and purchased Easter eggs on Boxing Day??  Eh?  Just who would do that?  It's absolutely ridiculous to put Easter confectionery and hot cross buns into the shops at Christmas!  Can we not hang on to the tiniest bit of tradition?  Are we not allowed to have seasons?  Here's a thought, save yourself a bit of trouble, Mr Tesco, why don't we just have EVERYTHING in the shops 24/7, 365 days a year?  Let's not worry about how you (and the rest of your kind) are destroying towns all over the UK with your invasive, devisive methods, no, instead let's just make sure your pockets are exceptionally well lined at the cost of British tradition and ethical consumer practice, shall we?

And breathe......